Anarchist Bible

Our home-study course is going to persuade you to become an anarchist and join our movement to abolish the Constitution and government of the United States. If we're wrong, we will pay you $1,000.

That's One THOUSAND Dollars.
Added to your PayPal account
or cashier's cheque mailed to your home or attorney.

Partial List of Requirements

  1. You have to read the Bible from cover to cover, in chronological order, following our reading assignments.

  2. This is a one-year program. You can take longer, but you can't take less than one year to read the entire Bible and complete this program.

  3. This is a 365-day program. You can take more days, but you cannot complete more than 1/365th of the program in any 24-hour period.

  4. You have to answer two or three easy, obvious, no-brainer questions on each of these 365 days.
    "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"

  5. You must blog your answers to our questions. We will set up the blog for you. The blog will be a public record of your compliance with the terms of this wager. We will "monetize" the blog with advertisements of our choice which will bring in a minimum of $1,000 in revenue per year, enabling us to pay off the bet in the extraordinarily unlikely and improbable event that we lose this bet. You will get paid. We will retain all revenue generated above $1,000. All advertisements will be family-friendly.

  6. You are not required to provide any proof whatsoever that you can pay up when you lose this bet. (And you will lose.) You will not be required to give us your credit card number. You will not be required to send us a registered letter from your attorney or accountant certifying that $1,000 has been placed in escrow in the event you lose this bet. (And you will lose.) You may sue us in one of the government's courts, put a lien on our bank accounts, and send an armed Marshall out to shoot our dog and put us in handcuffs if we lose the bet and won't pay, but we won't sue you when you lose and don't pay. That's because we're anarchists, and you're not.

  7. Yet.

In addition to persuading you to become an anarchist and to join our movement to abolish the Constitution and government of the United States, our home-study program is going to persuade you to commit to making America a Christian Theocracy once again. If we're wrong, we'll pay you $1,000.

You're probably thinking to yourself,

Abolish the United States?”

This will be an Easy $1,000!

Think again.

Anarchist Bible

Men like Sam Adams and John Hancock were "extremists." They tossed tea into the Boston Harbor and called their government a "tyranny." The tax on tea and the Stamp Act taxes all together added up to only 1% or 2% of the colonists' income. The tax burden today is 20-50 times greater than it was under George III in 1776.

So where's your musket?*

Nobody who signed the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution would consider YOU to be a real American unless the mainstream calls you an "extremist." But you will be when you finish this program. Because you are going to want to abolish the present government and make America a Christian Theocracy once again.

Under pressure from the ACLU, federal courts have made it illegal for students in government-run schools to be taught that the Declaration of Independence is really true. They can be taught that backward, primitive people like Washington and Jefferson used to believe it, but public schools cannot teach that the Declaration really is true today, and that people today really should risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to promote ideas from the Declaration of Independence like these:

  • The existence of God is a self-evident truth;

  • Our rights are the product of intelligent design, not random, impersonal evolution, nor arbitrary social convention;

  • God has revealed unchanging moral absolutes ("the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God");

  • Our violation or conformity to these moral absolutes will be punished or rewarded by "the Supreme Judge of the world";

  • If we know and obey God's Commandments, we can have "a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence." (This belief is the opposite of "deism." "Providence" is the miraculous, supernatural intervention of God in history, changing the natural order of things in response to prayer. Not a single person who signed the Constitution was a "deist." Not one.)

Any government employee teaching or promoting these ideas in 2008 would be guilty of violating "the establishment clause" -- according to the ACLU and the federal judiciary. They would be accused of attempting to "impose a Theocracy."

Any intelligent person can see that America was a Christian Theocracy on the day after the Constitution was ratified. Read the story here.

"But what about the 'separation of church and state,'" you ask. This program will answer every one of your lame objections, or we pay you $1,000.

The U.S. is one of the most socialist governments on earth. This was true even before the recent Wall St. "Bailout" -- but especially after. The tax on tea was nothing compared to the $2000 being taken from every man, woman and child in America and used to bail out irresponsible Wall St. investors.

America's Founding Fathers would work to abolish the Bush-Clinton-Bush-McBama regime.

Are you putting your $1,000 into an envelope ready to mail? Because you are going to lose this bet.

* Actually, we believe America's Founding Fathers were wrong to get their muskets out. The Bible says "pay your taxes." Jesus said "put away your sword." We are going to persuade you to become an anarchist, and abolish the government, but also to become a pacifist, and abolish it non-violently.

You'll put away your musket, or we'll pay you $1,000.

Why You Will Lose This Bet

When you hear the word "anarchist,"
you have been trained to imagine
a bomb-throwing assassin,
who destroys private property,
and causes chaos and disorder.

Take This Pop-Quiz:

Which One is the Anarchist?

Bomb-throwing Assassin

Jesus Christ

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[New Latin anarchia, from Greek anarkhiā, from anarkhos, without a ruler : an-, without; see a-1 + arkhos, ruler; see -arch.]

a prefix occurring before stems beginning with a vowel or h in loanwords from Greek, where it means “not,” “without,” “lacking” (anarchy; anecdote); used in the formation of compound words: anelectric.

var. of an-1 before a consonant, meaning “not,” “without”: amoral; atonal; achromatic. 

Jesus called them to Himself and said to them, "You know that those who are considered rulers over the Gentiles lord it over them, and their great ones exercise authority over them. {43} Yet it shall not be so among you; but whoever desires to become great among you shall be your servant. {44} And whoever of you desires to be first shall be slave of all. {45} "For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give His life a ransom for many."

Mark 10:42-45

This man is an archist,
not an anarchist

are not archists

Who drops the most bombs,
assassinates the most people,
destroys the most private property,
and causes the most chaos and disorder?

"Anarchists" or "Archists?"

In the 20th century, organized "governments"
intentionally killed an average of 10,000 human beings each and every single day. (That figure does not include abortions, which occur today an average of 135,000 times per day around the world.) Our program will prove to you that "the government" is the greatest force for crime and evil on the planet.

By the time you finish this program,
you will agree that
ARCHISTS are the greatest enemy of
Godly order,
and those of us who are anarchists
must persuade all archists to repent.


Partial List of Requirements (Con't)

  • Anarchist
  • Accomplished
  • Accurate
  • Alert
  • Amiable
  • Analytical
  • Available
  • Bold
  • Calm
  • Cautious
  • Charitable
  • Chaste
  • Cheerful
  • Composed
  • Concentration
  • Confident
  • Contemplative
  • Contented
  • Cooperative
  • Courage
  • Courteous
  • Creativity
  • Decisiveness
  • Dependability
  • Diligence
  • Discernment
  • Discretion
  • Earnest
  • Endurance
  • Efficiency
  • Emotions
  • Energy
  • Enthusiasm
  • Expressiveness
  • Faithful
  • Flexibility
  • Foresight
  • Forgiveness
  • Frankness
  • Frugality
  • Generosity
  • Gentleness
  • Goal-Directed
  • Gratefulness
  • Honesty
  • Hope
  • Hospitality
  • Humility
  • Industry
  • Initiative
  • Interest in People
  • Kindness
  • Love
  • Loyalty
  • Manners
  • Maturity
  • Meekness
  • Memory
  • Motivation of Others
  • Music
  • Neatness
  • Non-violent
  • Objectivity
  • Organization
  • Overcomer
  • Parenting
  • Patience
  • Perfection
  • Perseverance
  • Persuasiveness
  • Planning
  • Punctuality
  • Purposefulness
  • Reading
  • Relaxation
  • Recovery
  • Resoluteness
  • Resourcefulness
  • Respectfulness
  • Responsibility
  • Reverence
  • Security
  • Self-Assurance
  • Self-Discipline
  • Self-Education
  • Self-Respect
  • Self-Starting
  • Sensitivity
  • Sincerity
  • Speech
  • Success
  • Thoroughness
  • Thriftiness
  • Tolerance
  • Touch
  • Truthfulness
  • Virtuous
  • Wisdom
  • Work for Quality


  1. In addition to reading the assigned portion of the Bible, you must agree to spend a minimum of 90-180 seconds per day meditating on Godly character traits, using guidelines we specify, with the goal of developing these traits in your own life. A partial list of required traits appears in the box on the right. Meditating on these character traits will transform you into an anarchist. No judgments will be made by us as to how successfully you develop or practice these traits in your life. You simply agree to allow us to brainwash you by listening to our audio meditations.

  2. A personal coach will be assigned to you to help maintain your motivation and discipline. You will set up a weekly telephone check-in call. The check-in call will last a minimum of 5 minutes, up to 15 minutes at your pleasure, to be scheduled by you for a time convenient for you, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

  3. You must be willing to become the person your family, friends, and co-workers most admire by the time you finish this program, even if you don't think that's possible.

  4. You must be willing for your family, friends, and co-workers to see you trying to make radical improvements in your life. We will ask for two or three letters of reference prior to commencing our wager from people who know you and will attest that you are undertaking a program to become the person they most admire.

  5. It may be that the only people you know may not admire you, but may be people that you don't admire either -- with good reason. In this case, you must commit in advance to become the kind of American that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Samuel Adams would have admired. If you attended a government-run school, you may not know who these men were. More specific details will be provided. (Hint: Some people called them anarchists because they abolished their government.) Bottom line: We want you to make a commitment to be admired by admirable people.

  6. You must be willing to admit that if you are not already the most admired person that your family, friends, and co-workers know when you begin this program, that this is your own fault. (This is a requirement because many people subconsciously refuse to make a commitment to radically improve their lives because then they will have to admit that they weren't without fault all along. Better to just stick with the status quo (they think) than to admit their own shortcomings by resolving to improve them.)

  7. You must agree in advance that if you lose this bet, you will volunteer to be a mentor or coach to at least one other person each year for as long as you are able to do so. We will show you how to make a substantial commission every time you sell our home-study program to people in your church, at work, or in your neighborhood.

  8. The Bible promises that if you meditate on God's Commandments (the basis for the character traits you will be studying) you will prosper:

Only be strong and very courageous, that you may observe to do according to all the law which Moses My servant commanded you; do not turn from it to the right hand or to the left, that you may prosper wherever you go. This book of the Law shall not depart out of thy mouth: but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.
Joshua 1:7-8

Therefore keep the words of this covenant, and do them, that you may prosper in all that you do.
Deuteronomy 29:9

And keep the charge of the LORD your God: to walk in His ways, to keep His statutes, His commandments, His judgments, and His testimonies, as it is written in the Law of Moses, that you may prosper in all that you do and wherever you turn;
1 Kings 2:3

But his delight is in the law of the LORD,
         And in His law he meditates day and night.
He shall be like a tree
         Planted by the rivers of water,
         That brings forth its fruit in its season,
         Whose leaf also shall not wither;
whatever he does shall prosper.
Psalm 1:2-4

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We ask that you commit in advance to donate a minimum of 10% of any windfall profits that accrue to you as a result of undertaking our program to religious or charitable causes.

  1. On the other hand, you may lose everything. In our day the "Bill of Rights" means nothing. You may become the object of government surveillance. The FBI or other government intelligence agencies may open a dossier on you and members of your family. Your participation and public affiliation with an "anarchist" website may lead to IRS harassment in the form of an audit or other legal inconveniences. You may be deemed an "enemy combatant." If your job required you to take an oath or sign a statement indicating your support of the U.S. Constitution, you may lose your job because you visit "anarchist" websites. Your house or place of business may be searched and assets "forfeited." We cannot be responsible for these eventualities. You have to make the decision: will you be approved by the government, or will you be approved by God?

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Partial List of Wager Requirements (Con't)

  1. The Bible is the most important book in the history of Western Civilization. It is also the book more people own but have never read. Yet these same people have dogmatic opinions about the nature of the Bible and what it says. You may have pre-conceived ideas about the Bible that close your mind to the conclusions to which we are trying to lead you. You may doubt our credibility and reliability to the point where you will not be persuaded by anything we say about the Bible. Therefore we will require you to read 4 other works which are widely regarded as being among the most important in the history of Western Civilization. These four credible, reliable, or time-honored works will abundantly confirm our "anarchist" interpretation of the Bible and the human condition. We will show you how to download these books for free from the Internet.

    1. "The Westminster Standards"
      At a time when the total population of America was only four million people, it is estimated that some five million copies of the "Westminster Shorter Catechism" were available in the colonies. Historian Richard Gardiner writes:

The Westminster Catechism was not only a central part of the colonial educational curriculum, learning it was required by law. Each town employed an officer whose duty was to visit homes to hear the children recite the Catechism. The primary schoolbook for children, the New England Primer, included the Catechism. Daily recitations of it were required at these schools. Their curriculum included memorization of the Westminster Confession and the Westminster Larger Catechism. There was not a person at Independence Hall in 1776 who had not been exposed to it, and most of them had it spoon fed to them before they could walk.

It takes approximately 11 minutes per day to read through the Bible from cover to cover. It only takes a couple of minutes to read through the Westminster Catechisms and Confession. They were written around 1645 and the drafters unequivocally opposed anarchism. But they believed that God is God, and denied that the State is God, a necessary first step on your road to becoming an anarchist.

  1. Capitalism
    Many people today believe that the government produces wealth. Others want the government to redistribute wealth to special interests. Such people wouldn't even entertain the idea of abolishing the government, much less actively work toward that goal. "The government can give us whatever we want if we just vote the most generous and compassionate politicians into office." Adam Smith would be appalled at such ignorance and immorality. Smith taught ethics at the University of Glasgow and wrote a Theory of Moral Sentiments. In the same year as the Declaration of Independence was written (1776), Adam Smith wrote a book entitled An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of The Wealth of Nations, widely regarded as the first treatise on capitalism. Capitalism is unquestionably one of the most important features of Western Civilization. Capitalism is the opposite of socialism. Socialism -- government intervention in the economy -- is not just inefficient and wasteful, it is immoral. Smith's book is not easy reading. A more recent treatise is:  Capitalism by Prof. George Reisman. We will assign Reisman's text. Consistent socialism is maximum government. We believe consistent capitalism is anarchism, the absence of government. Prof. Reisman disagrees with us, but his book will help us prove our point with credibility and impeccable logic. 


  1. Theocracy
    America became the most prosperous and admired nation in history, because it was a nation "Under God." In short, America was a Christian Theocracy. Today the word "theocracy" conjures up images of Islamic terrorists and mullahs. People think of "theocracy" as a government by priests. This is inaccurate. The word "theocracy" comes from two Greek words, theos, meaning "God," and a Greek word meaning "rule." A theocracy where God rules is a nation "under God." America has always been known as a nation Under God, and therefore America has always been a Christian Theocracy.

    But there are good theocracies and bad ones. A nation can be attempting to be a theocracy and do a very poor job of it. We do not believe that a good theocracy is a police state. We believe a good Christian Theocracy is one where all the priests and princes have resigned and gotten real jobs. It's hard to see that God rules when the State claims to be the Messiah.

    Americans today have been misled by the myth of "the Separation of Church and State." This mythical idea -- not found anywhere in the Constitution -- has come to mean the separation of God and State, with God being separated into the private world of fantasy and imagination, and the State having omnipotent power in "the real world."

In 1892 the United States Supreme Court unanimously declared that America was "a Christian nation." The Court went back to the discovery of North America by Columbus, and summarized all the official legal charters and documents that acknowledged our duty to God and created the American Theocracy, the most prosperous and admired nation in history. In 1989 the Court said, "This Court  squarely has rejected the proposition that the First Amendment is to be interpreted in light of any favoritism for Christianity that may have existed among the Founders of the Republic. "May have?" America is no longer a nation under God. As a result, America -- once prosperous and admired --  is now bankrupt and despised.

The great conflict in Western Civilization today is whether our world will become
• an Islamic theocracy,
• an atheistic theocracy (where man thinks he is his own god, but the secular State wields total, crushing power),
• or whether America will again be a "City upon a Hill," persuading the world to become a peaceful, global Christian Theocracy -- the kind described by the Prophet Micah.

The third reading assignment will be the history of Christian Theocracy and "Western Civilization."

Hundreds of years before Christ, the prophet Daniel spoke of the first Christmas, Christ's coming in the days of the Roman Empire. That empire was destroyed, and Christian Theocracy began growing. Justinian began Christianizing the Eastern Roman Empire, and in the West kings like Alfred and Ethelbert made the 10 Commandments the basis of new legal systems. The "Common Law" began, with a Christian foundation, and eventually found its way into the Constitution of the United States, "a Christian nation." No one book adequately chronicles this history, so we will read from a number of books that try:


Excerpts from these books are freely available on the Internet. Only one of the authors agrees with our anarchist conclusions, but their arguments lead to our conclusions if consistently held.

There are two stories that need to be told.

The first is how Christianity destroyed the slavery and paganism of the Roman Empire and brought "Liberty Under God," the foundation of "Western Civilization" (476 A.D.- 1517 A.D.).

The second story is the story of America, and how
Calvinism created America (1517 - 1787)
• America apostatized into an atheistic empire (1787 - 2008)
• and -- hopefully -- how America repented and became an anarchist-theocracy (2009 - ????).

To begin this second story, we will assign the reading of the Supreme Court's opinion in the 1892 Decision Holy Trinity Church vs. The United States and all the historic legal documents cited by the Court.

  1. Three months into the program we will be taking a detailed survey of all participants to monitor their progress. We will determine the chief continuing objections to becoming an anarchist (if any). The fourth text will be assigned based on the individual answers.

    One of the most popular objections to undertaking the task of abolishing an atheistic dictatorship by working to persuade archists to repent (resign) is the belief that Christ is going to return "any day now," and "you don't polish brass on a sinking ship." Christians are soon going to be "raptured," it is believed, so why work against the tyranny of "The New World Order" or invest energy in a defense of "Liberty Under God?" Those voicing such objections will be assigned an 1876 book entitled The Parousia:

This book is simply a catalog of all New Testament prophecies concerning "the second coming." The result of looking at all the evidence will be a "paradigm shift."

Other objections will be prescribed an appropriate remedy on an individual basis.

Success experts like Brian Tracy say you should read for an hour a day in your chosen field to be successful (that's more than a dozen books a year). George Washington read the Bible for an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening. Your "chosen field" was chosen for you by God: to be an extraordinary human being. If you can't read just four of the most important books in the history of Western Civilization next year, you'll never be a success in the human race.

  1. In order to qualify for this $1,000 wager, you must agree to give up 1 hour of "the mainstream media" each day:
    • 1 hour of "American Idol," or
    • a half-hour of the CBS Evening News and a half-hour reading the sports section of your favorite newspaper, or
    • 2 half-hour sit-coms, or
    • 1 hour of escapist fiction, romance novels, or
    • 1 hour of computer games, off- or online, or
    • 1 hour of Rush Limbaugh, Opie and ____, or other "drive time" radio as you commute to work (MP3 downloads of this home-study program are available to burn to CD so you can listen in the car while you drive to and from work), or
    • any combination of 1 hour's worth of the mainstream media each and every day. Cut it out.

    You will substitute in its place 35-45 minutes of our daily reading program, 5 or 6 minutes answering no-trick questions, and a few minutes of prayerful thought.
    20 minutes in the morning, 20 in the evening.
    10 minutes for breakfast, 10 minutes at lunch, 10 minutes after dinner.
    Any way you choose.

  2. You must pre-qualify for this program. You must demonstrate that you have the personal discipline to complete a fairly rigorous daily reading course such as ours. Our pre-qualifying program is called "The 95 Days of Christmas." It is free and there is no obligation to engage in the wager. The course begins 95 days before Christmas, but you can take more than 95 days to complete it before you embark on the "Anarchist Bible Bet."  Each day you will read one of The Ninety-Five Theses that Martin Luther wrote to inaugurate the Protestant Reformation. You will also read one of our 95 New Theses which surveys the Bible from an anarchist perspective. Toward the end of this program, you will receive instructions on how to apply for the $1,000 "Anarchist Bible Bet." If you don't have the personal discipline to read Luther's 95 Theses and a short summary of the Bible each day, then you'll never find out how to become a part of the "Anarchist Bible Bet."

  3. In order to begin "The 95 Days of Christmas," you must provide your name and email address. You will receive an email with a link to confirm your desire to participate in "The 95 Days of Christmas." You must click that link or paste it into your internet browser address window. Nobody receives further information leading to participation in the "Anarchist Bible Bet" without following this "double opt-in" process. This eliminates spam problems. 

  1. It's free. There's no obligation. You're not agreeing to any wager just yet. If you don't sign up, will you become a better American, a better Christian, or a better human being? You'll benefit if you do sign up. Guaranteed.

  2. If you have already decided that you don't want to wager anything, but you would like to enroll in our home-study program, use the sign-up box below. Your first 30 days are free. No obligation. No credit card needed. We'll send details in a few days about the tuition costs to continue the program for the rest of the year. We know you'll be hooked after 30 days.

  1. You will be receiving the same material as "The 95 Days of Christmas," so don't sign up for both.

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